Economists keep saying things are more affordable than they have ever been by pointing to things like TVs being cheap. So maybe we’re not meant to consume veg or mushrooms or beans, maybe we’re supposed to be eating TVs. Have you ever tried eating a TV? Maybe it’s possible and economists know this but they can’t just come out and say it because of the secret economist code. Maybe if we all buy and consume an entire TV every week instead of the food we think we need to buy we will be happier and we will have more money left over for paying rent and choosing our healthcare insurance on the open market. Economists know so much we should definitely just trust them on this one.
Dad joke idea: “accidentally” taking the kids to sit on non-white santas lap
i think you’re on to something buy a tv add $25 you know gas and shipping is pricey rn just proffer it to people you see
If you get it shipped to your office you can actually just walk to the shipping depot and ride alongside the box for free to get to work. Big Auto HATES this one simple trick
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Best diet ever.
The prequel to Car, by Harry Crews
sweatie is something wrong, you’ve barely touched you organic light emiting diodes?