betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoPanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itmessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squarePanera has developed an assassination method so delicious that people keep assassinating themselves with itbetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
Yet the CIA can’t even make an effective heart attack gun. What is all that money for? You could have just made lemonade.
minus-squareAntifaSuperWombat [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoIf only they had this culinary technology when Castro was still alive.
If only they had this culinary technology when Castro was still alive.