Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agoPasswords are outdated, you should just have to submit a picture of both sides of your credit card.hexbear.netimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1100arrow-down1imagePasswords are outdated, you should just have to submit a picture of both sides of your credit card.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square65fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·11 months agoI simply use the fingerprint scanner with my balls. They’d never think to check there.
minus-squareAernaLingus [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 months ago CW: pretty gross even by my standards I use my butthole and make sure to get a new hemorrhoid every 120 days to reduce my vulnerability to butthole database leaks
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoIf they do think to check there, I’d see that as a net win.
I simply use the fingerprint scanner with my balls. They’d never think to check there.
CW: pretty gross even by my standards
I use my butthole and make sure to get a new hemorrhoid every 120 days to reduce my vulnerability to butthole database leaks
If they do think to check there, I’d see that as a net win.