Unsurprisingly the Muskrat lied about everything else too wojak-nooo

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    melon-musk “Well, our market analysis returned: ‘lmfao, no one who spends more than a minute thinking about their purchases will buy this TRON looking truncated shit wedge’. So we decided to capitalize on their insights.”

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      ”We decided to pivot to another tried and true marketing strategy: say that this garbage is so expensive because it’s meant for rich people, not some ordinary pleb.”