FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months agoWiping off all of the fingerprints and destroying the hard drives, as a sign of respecthexbear.netimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1253arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1253arrow-down1imageWiping off all of the fingerprints and destroying the hard drives, as a sign of respecthexbear.netFourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·edit-210 months agoThis is like part of a bit someone would use to parody a serial killer A: “Their dying wish was that I mince them up, dissolve them in a barrel of hydrofluoric acid, and then dump that acid into a canal” B: “Why were they dying?” A: “Oh, uhh, they stabbed themselves a bunch with this knife” B: “Are those your initials engraved into the handle?” A: “…” B: “Why’d you just throw the knife into the canal?” A: “To honor the dead”
This is like part of a bit someone would use to parody a serial killer
A: “Their dying wish was that I mince them up, dissolve them in a barrel of hydrofluoric acid, and then dump that acid into a canal”
B: “Why were they dying?”
A: “Oh, uhh, they stabbed themselves a bunch with this knife”
B: “Are those your initials engraved into the handle?”
A: “…”
B: “Why’d you just throw the knife into the canal?”
A: “To honor the dead”