I was selling un-vaxxed Israeli sperm out of an abandoned Old Navy store and the police shut my operation down and the local paper (leftist liberals) wrote a scathing article about how much of a “creep” I am. Now I owe the state, DEMOCRATS, $1,500 in fines and I have to write a letter to the court that I won’t “sling super soldier sperm to hot babes to get’em knocked up”.
But where does Hamas fit into all of this?
Obviously my local college campus has a Hamas style terror tunnel under it.
Hamas built tunnels between neurons. No brain is safe.
Did the liberal police even condemn Hamas while reading you your Miranda rights? Smdh literally Brave New Eighty Four
I hope you only tipped the judge 10% of the $1500 fine for being a communist
If you aren’t drinking one full glass of IDF cum every day you’re literally a Nazi
This is why we need third spaces
Yeah, but that just results in John Sheridan blowing up a nuke.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
They even have a message in Arabic, they’re in on the Israeli hatred too!
Arabic is now literally anti Semitic
DID THEY GET YOUR SPERM IN TIME?
Tell me about it, I went to my local synagogue to ask the mohel to tattoo the Israeli flag on my arm next to this cool Azov sonnenrad I kept seeing worn by Ukrainian freedom fighters, and the mohel said they don’t do tattoos, it’s disrespectful, and also it was the Shabbat. I called him an anti-Semite and the leftist Rabbi asked me to leave. I wonder if these orthodox Jews are secretly Hamas.
