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    1 year ago

    If I had a supper power, it’d be the ability to conjure the most delicious and satisfying meals instantly.

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      1 year ago

      That is like the superman version of the supper powers, not fair. To balance it your kryptonite will now be gravy

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        1 year ago

        OK ok, what if I tone it down to, I still have to make it, but it will always be perfectly done, never over or under rcooked what I intended.

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          The gravy will no longer incapacitate you, but will merely give you explosive diarrhea an hour after consumption. Also, you will have an insatiable urge to drink gravy.