306 unread texts? How do you live with that chaos?
It’s easy just be part of a 9 person groupchat and a single conversation will turn into 400+ messages.
I used to want friends, then I read this.
There is a reason she wanted to take quick! edit: meant talk quick
Take quick what?
talk quick
Right? I have people at work with thousands of unread mails. I don’t know I can work with these people.
That’s about two family group chats ignored.
“hi so tired”
I picture him texting this while walking around Home Depot in cargo shorts, a polo shirt, and socks with sandals.
With a proud grin on his face.
I feel personally attacked…
Nice. A real dad joke for once. Been a while.
As a dad, I think I finally understand “squad goals”
Wow, I just realized I haven’t heard that term in years.