“Hey son. Skydaddy called. We gotta go on a trip.”
“Dad, I’m hungry. I’m tired. I think I slept on a root or something…My feet are killing me… Why are we out here freezing?”
“Skydaddy asked for a sacrifice from up on that mountain. Let’s get the wood and stuff.”
“Hey, uh, dad… where’s the sacrifice.”
“Don’t worry, son. Skydaddy will provide it…”.
“Dad. Why are tying me up?”
“Skydaddy said to.”
“Dad… I don’t want to be a sacrifice… I don’t know who this skydaddy is… I dad don’t put me on there- dad what’s with the knife? Dad don’t do it!”
[angel intervenes]
“Hey look, sky daddy provided a ram instead! All cool?”
“Yo Abraham, please kill your son- PSYCH! I can’t believe you almost did that”
Can you imagine Isaac’s POV?
“Hey son. Skydaddy called. We gotta go on a trip.”
“Dad, I’m hungry. I’m tired. I think I slept on a root or something…My feet are killing me… Why are we out here freezing?”
“Skydaddy asked for a sacrifice from up on that mountain. Let’s get the wood and stuff.”
“Hey, uh, dad… where’s the sacrifice.”
“Don’t worry, son. Skydaddy will provide it…”.
“Dad. Why are tying me up?”
“Skydaddy said to.”
“Dad… I don’t want to be a sacrifice… I don’t know who this skydaddy is… I dad don’t put me on there- dad what’s with the knife? Dad don’t do it!”
[angel intervenes]
“Hey look, sky daddy provided a ram instead! All cool?”
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