…Why. The fuck is he gonna do.
Solve their stray dog problem?
Hide your pets. Pete is in town
He watched too much of HBO’s Chernobyl
Talk about how his new Mustang is electric but it still goes wrooom wrooom.
Stop them from whining so much in the press and be unimportant enough to not make it look like they’re recommitting
nothing he just needed to be transported somewhere as transportation secretary thats what its about u c
Share his expertise with Zelensky in HSR.
Teach them how to derail Russian trains, probably
Get a photo op with Zelensky for his next dumb campaign.
Best I can do is a Secretary of Transportation. We’ve got a genocide to support. You understand, don’t you, Jack?
They’re hoping his proximity will finally make the Crimean bridge collapse
I will treasure this comment forever, thank you
having supply issues at the front
they sent a lower minister to consult instead of more trucks
he’s telling us to build another lane and make tax exceptions for EVs
They’re not sending their best.
Two CIA assets reminiscing, how nice
Transportation Sec? Maybe he just changed his mind about wanted ammo vs a ride.
giving him tips on how to neglect transportation
So do you think Biden put Pete in charge of Transportation cause he heard the stereotype of gays not being able to drive and was like, “this guy should handle the buses/trains.”.
It’s so for ukraine