• kinther@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      If you use the big O little o big O method, you get extra clean

      edit: I’d personally get a bidet -wand- for maximum clean

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            8 months ago

            Shit my dude, i remember when i was young as fuck some one talking about how to save toilet paper on big brother the tv show cause they sent the dumbest derro cunt out to do grocery shopping and they came back with nothing but junk and no shit paper.

            Then someone mentioned this and i tried it and it worked.

            Then i forgot the technique and have tried googling it numerous times to no avail.

            And here you are with your wise words of wisdom

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      8 months ago

      Listen to comador OP. Literal game changer.

      Only problem is the toilet paper Mafia and butt doctors are going to come after you.

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        8 months ago

        Here is one.

        $99 no tools required. They go up from there but there is something available for almost any budget, even for people that don’t have or are useless with tools.