• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    “Bob” tells us that we should sin, drink to our hearts content, and fornicate like our life depends on it, because it does! Praise “Bob!”

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      Eris tells us we should partake joyously of a hot dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).