I found this at my chud parents house.
Also notice they try to give the asshole some kind of 
leftist credentials by highlighting PBS and LIBERAL ARTS colleges education.
A PUBLICATION OF HILLSDALE COLLEGE - “Developing minds. Improving hearts”
Religious affiliation: Non-denominational Baptist (historical)
So like, Transgender Emperor Gestahl is generally pretty level-headed and P R A G M A T I C. The Imperial core is great and all, but it was built on the backs of MagiTek energy siphoned from kidnapped Espers. Watch out for Transgender Kefka, though.
When do I get to sing Maria and Draco?