Saruman was never the same after that weekend he visited Radagast all gung-ho, took more than he could handle and ended up having a bad mushroom trip. One bad thing led to another, led to the shadows, now The White Wizard has become always paranoid and angry, craving salted pork and death sticks, doom-scrolling on the Palantir until the crack of dawn.

I’m nitpicking but… shouldn’t that read middle earth?

Now I want Magneto and Count Dooku to team up in middle earth. That would be an interesting mini-series.

After reading the other comments, I’ve decided I want another show that will be more of a comedy, and it’s got magneto, count Dooku, a grunt who just popped in from Somalia after falling from a helicopter (black hawk down), some guy saying his name is “six-echo” (The Island), some kid from Hawaii going on about a dolphin he calls (Flipper), a college professor concerned about slides and saying he needs to find a portal (Sliders), a drug addict who “survived?” a plane crash (Lost), and there must be some kind of mix up because there’s just a horse standing around a bunch of dead guys who all look the same. (hidalgo and every Sean bean movie)

I’ve enjoyed all three of them. Good job.

Alright, can we come back to the topic of mutant rights now?