Also, Kirk: makes Riker look celebate, and at the same time somehow makes Picard look like a “level-headed diplomat”
Edit: I would say that Riker is hornier than Kirk, but Kirk contemplated fucking a Horta (in one of the books). I’m pretty sure Riker never thought about trying to fuck a Sapient Lava Slug.
You forgot that Janeway will sterilize a quadrant to get coffee
Very good point
Also, Kirk: makes Riker look celebate, and at the same time somehow makes Picard look like a “level-headed diplomat”
Edit: I would say that Riker is hornier than Kirk, but Kirk contemplated fucking a Horta (in one of the books). I’m pretty sure Riker never thought about trying to fuck a Sapient Lava Slug.
I didn’t need to know that but now i need to know if that was in one of the shatner books