So my playgroup used to play at our friend Chris’s house, but lately we had to leave due to his iron-fist policy regarding “leaving with our deck instead of letting him keep them at his house”. One of my friends had heard of the “USS Federationverse”, and it sounded kinda the same so we all immediately jumped in!

I really try to bring my own flavor and spin to my decks, by commissioning tasteful proxies of barely-clothed waifus (they’re actually 800 years old so it’s all okay). My artistic passion is so great I’d even swap out my friends cards with properly-jiggly replacements when they went to the bathroom.

But now, my friends said it’s “weird”, or “inappropriate”, or “maybe you shouldn’t given the pending court case”. I just kept following my heart, but lately I’ve been showing up and noticing that their decks and plays are the same as last week’s. I finally got to the root of it, and they’ve defederated from me! When I cornered one of them with my bulk to politely (but alpha-y) ask why, they said some nonsense like “defederation is our only real option” and “we don’t want sex offenders in our community”. Despite my repeated reminders of my first amendment rights they won’t budge, and now I’m stuck playing the same old games from them over and over. AITA, or should the fediville be reworked so that I can do what want?