Puppets don’t age at the same rate as people. Look at Elmo, he first appeared in 1980, he’s like 43 years old but still a child. Ernie’s girlfriend may only be 3 years old, but she could be a MILF puppet.
I thought Ernie’s girlfriend was Bert…
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Dude, your logic means that ernies girlfriend is around 0.5 years old…
By “age differently”, I mean “don’t age at all”. Muppets are essentially vampires who are stuck at whatever age they are made at. So Elmo will be a forever-child, even if he lives to a 1000 years old. So it would be weirder if Elmo ever got a significant other, but Ernie having a 3 year old Muppet girlfriend may just mean she was made as a 40 year old fully formed adult and that’s what she will always be.
It was a joke :)
So it’s like the anime thing where the 12 year old appearing girl is actually 1000 years old, so sexualizing her is okay.
Exactly. Sexualizing Elmo is ok too, because he’s a 43 year old.
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Man, those verb tenses are all fucked up.
what’s wrong with them?
I didn’t notice, this is just stole from reddit half a year ago
I’m guessing English isn’t your first language. Past Perfect Continuous tense is a bit of a hard one.
What? No motherfucker, its happily helped prepare, or happily helping prepare.
https://youtu.be/WKglzI7oiJM?feature=shared
I just want the magic oven that spits out a fully decorated cake.
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