BRB gonna go cure my autism by watching Bladerunner 2049 two hundred times in a row
You are given a calf-skin wallet on your birthday…
I’m calling the police.
You need the number for the fine arts forgery department?
“My briefcase,” Rick said as he rummaged for the Voigt-Kampff forms. “Nice, isn’t it? Department issue.”
“Well, well,” Rachael said remotely.
“Babyhide,” Rick said. He stroked the black leather surface of the briefcase. “One hundred percent genuine human babyhide.” He saw the two dial indicators gyrate frantically. But only after a pause. The reaction had come, but too late. He knew the reaction period down to a fraction of a second, the correct reaction period; there should have been none. “Thanks, Miss Rosen,” he said, and gathered together the equipment again; he had concluded his retesting. “Thats all.”
“You’re leaving?” Rachael asked.
“Yes.” he said. “I’m satisfied.”
Cautiously, Rachael said, “What about the other nine subjects?”
“The scale has been adequate in your case,” he answered. “I can extrapolate from that, it’s clearly still effective.”
To Eldon Rosen, who slumped morosely by the door of the room, he said, “Does she know?” Sometimes they didn’t; false memories had been tried various times, generally in the mistaken idea that through them reactions to testing would be altered. Eldon Rosen said, “No. We programmed her completely. But I think toward the end she suspected.” To the girl he said, “You guessed when he asked for one more try.” Pale, Rachael nodded fixedly, “Don’t be afraid of him,” Eldon Rosen told her. "You’re not an escaped android on Earth illegally, you’re the property of the Rosen Association, used as a sales device for prospective emigrants. He walked to the girl, put put his hand comfortingly on her shoulder, at touch the girl flinched.
Skin? Skin. Skin. Dry Skin. Skin. Hands made of skin. Dry Skin. Skin.
Within cells interlinked
Interlinked
Thank god anon didn’t watch Breaking Bad.
Maybe he turns into Hank and starts collecting rocks
they’re MINERALS
ANON THEY’RE NOT ROCKZ THEYRE HEALING CRYSTALS
That would have also made him fun
Anon we need to cook anon
There are certainly worse role models he could’ve chosen, so not bad I guess
Seinfeld would have produced a real monster.
My mind went to It’s always sunny in Philadelphia
Only if he focused on Dennis. Anon’s cousin would’ve been a cool guy if he took to Frank
Only if he focused on George. Anon’s cousin would’ve been a hip cool guy if he took to Kramer.
Look, I get that some people can have some sort of penchant for the man, but I don’t believe for a second that any of you would last more than a few weeks of his company.
Oh I agree completely, I went mad just reading this greentext.
This is absurd, but extremely believable
I would absolutely watch this movie.
TIL Frasier is actually autist
How do people go about making really long images like this? And also, what screen resolution are they aimed at?
Any time I find images like this I end up having to zoom in & pan about to read whatever text’s included. It’s not much trouble, but when I come across them I’m often a little perplexed by the formatting.
Modern phones let you scroll after taking a screenshot
At least I know IOS does, and I’ve done it on android before
Samsung has had scrolling screenshots for ages too.
Thanks, I should have clarified that I’m asking from a desktop perspective.
There are more options on that front, but I think the browser screenshot tool may kinda work for a full page shot then I guess you might crop it? But those have still seemed kinda rough to me so made me wonder.
Firefox actually has full page screenshots built in. Was a super welcome feature when I switched to it from chrome recently.
I’m asking from a desktop perspective.
my second monitor is rotated
Would you happen to be into shmups?
More for tiling 3 windows across it, or editing a long document
… I have played raiden on it a few times
In firefox, right click anywhere on the page and click “Take screenshot”. Then on the top right, click “Save full page”
A browser extension I like that handles full-sized extensions is Fireshot.
I’m asking from a desktop perspective
I can rotate my monitor but my PC is a tablet, so I can just use it’s screen
They splice together multiple mobile screenshots. There might be an app that lets you press a button, scroll, then press stop, to do the same thing.
But it’s definitely designed for mobile. This reads really easily on my phone.
This reads really easily on my phone.
Through one of the apps, presumably? I typically use browser on mobile & so have the same zoom/pan experience described above.
Sync automatically zooms it in to full width. Really nice for screenshots like this or web comics.
Looks fine to me on desktop via Alexandrite
Screen Master is a great app on Android that can do this (has automatic stitching which works really good too!). There’s probably an iOS version. I forget if I paid for it or not but it’s been great.
I think these are long, stitched screenshots made on a phone
You can actually see text? All I’m seeing is garbled shit. Any legible greentexts? I haven’t seen them.
Click the image
Lemmy massively fucks with the resolution on previews
My ignorance of Boost was at fault, not Lemmy. Appreciate the sympathy shout out, tho
Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do.
Seriously, what’s a boy to do? Scrambled eggs are still on my face, help!
I may seem a bit confused but I got you pegged.
Please don’t peg me
Could have been worse, could’ve put on trailer park boys
New season of Frasier starts next week.
Had to double check the date of the green text, looks like advertisers haven’t quite worked out how to astroturf there yet.
It’ll break his brain to see Frasier at such new lows.
Can’t read this. Shit resolution.
On boost you need to enable HD images before its readable. I assume it’s the same for other apps.
Image looks terrible on the Sync app :^(
Looks great on Voyager!
Also on Sync and it’s sharp as fuck. You may have to fuss with your settings.
Looks great to me? Did op update it or something.
First time I opened it was terrible, second time high rez
/shrug
Same thing here!
Yeah first time it opened in a pixelated mess. Still read it to the end.
Just went back to look at it a second time, and it’s glorious sharp quality.
Everything looks terrible on sync
Thanks! Using boost transferring from Reddit.
Still very new, but happy to be led to lemmyverse & made aware of fediverse.
New interwebs! Fun!
On Boost, go to Settings > Advanced > Media Viewer, under Image Viewer check “Load HQ Images” so you don’t need to hit the button every time
Done. Thanks!
I can read graphics now! Weeeeeee!
Welcome! There’s a small learning curve but it’s not as bad as you may think. Feel free to ask any questions.
I’m not seeing it in settings. There is something in advanced and media viewer, load hd images, but that doesn’t seem to load higher quality images for me. Maybe I need to restart to clear the cache.
When viewing images I see a [HD] button on the top right next to the download button. Clicking that will just convert the image to HD.
Yeah I get that too, I was just wondering if there was a way to change to higher definition by default.
Ahh. Yeah that would be good info to know lol. Sorry for the confusion.
That’s the option yes. It’s probably the cache like you said.
Looks fine on Connect
Looks fine on Liftoff too.
Viewing via kbin on Firefox mobile, the interface just automatically makes the image fit the width of the phone, it’s longer than the screen but that’s what scroll is for, everything perfectly readable. If I had to guess I’d say that’s a kbin feature over a Firefox feature, but could be a combo of the two.
I slogged through the whole thing and now that I’m reading the comments it’s decided to go full crisp hd. A little earlier would have been nice…
Needs way more JPEG.
Looks fine to me if I zoom in, probably an issue with your client
That it was!
As learned from friendly comments, Boost doesn’t load high res pics unless you tell it to.
Once done, easy to read & zoom.
Chalk another one up to NewBeeIdiocy! Fixed by people being helpful & decent.
On web you can get the full resolution by clicking the title instead of the image.
ctrl +
Zoom has been a function in nearly every mobile and computer browser for well over a decade at this point…
Cam Winston!
(Can also watch Cheers, he’s there as part of an ensemble.)
I love this so much. One of my favourite shows of all time. I wish I could meet your cousin. Man, he sounds great!
TLDR LOL
Anon introduces Frasier to his autistic Thomas-obsessed cousin and he becomes Frasier after the pandemic
