• Kuori [she/her]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 year ago

        Wal Mart near me has no pressure plate
        yup, same. well, actually one of them does, and it’s sensitive as a motherfucker. you’ll never guess what most of the people who shop there look like…

        it feels gross but that’s why i near-exclusively stick to the stores in crackertown. “security” is usually just someone’s grandma waving hello and goodbye. just gotta be careful that the prices aren’t inflated to match the egos of the clientele or else you’ll end up spending more than you save. deeply envious of your HD btw, all the hardware stores here are locked down hard and it suuucks.

      • Kuori [she/her]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        1 year ago

        ah let me be clear: when shit is expensive, i steal it. not actually everything, of course, i’m not completely bereft of sense

        but yeah if you’re careful and calm (and tbh white) and you make sure not to shop in impoverished neighborhoods (they have more security) you can get away with murder. i routinely steal about 60% of my groceries. my actual threshold/selection process is a little bit more nuanced but i don’t wanna get too deep into details

        i do highly recommend it though, just pass shit over the scanner with a fingertip on the barcode. easy peasy, grocery bill goes down. stonks-down

        • Kuori [she/her]@hexbear.net
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          1 year ago

          big items too large for a bag

          i actually would recommend never doing this. you should always buy the stuff that’s visible at a glance. having that shit on a receipt if you get stopped is like a get out of jail free card.

          bottom rack of your cart

          ditto this. everything i nab is bagged like any other item.