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By left, my-hero means smurf-cursed

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post for $250M and spends his middle age having orgies on his super-yacht, while some Ivy League pick-mes grind out 5000 word rants + infographics about horseshoe theory.

    This guy dropped $44B to be plugged in 24/7 and churn out bangers like this every waking hour.

  • OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    They can only make left turns

    michael-laugh

    Aw, how ya doin there Elon? How’s the ol’ noggin? Wanna try drawing a clock for us buddy? What’d you name your kid this time?