festus@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 year agoWould you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down137file-text
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareWould you take a cheap and effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?NSFWfestus@lemmy.ca to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square120fedilinkfile-text
You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.
minus-squareSir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50arrow-down1·1 year agoWho would say “no” to this??
minus-squaremakuus@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year agoThe same kind of people who don’t wash their ass because they think it would make them gay.
minus-squareVlixz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoCan agree I turned gay because I wash my ass :0
minus-squareTheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down4·1 year agoI wash everything under the underwear everyday, just like I wash the rest of my body. I am straight.
minus-squareMJBrune@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoPeople think suppository is a 4 letter word. “Oh put something in my colon for immortality?! Never!” Honestly the world would be best without that sort of thinking.
minus-squarethe_third@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoIf subconscious fear of rectal insertions is what finally makes conservatism an evolutionary downside, so be it.
minus-squarelol3droflxp@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoActually, dying is evolutionary beneficial. That’s why we do it.
minus-squarePantherina@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoPeople that dont want to experience climate and societal collapse I guess
minus-squareinterolivary@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoIf you’re under 50 you’re probably going to experience it anyhow, no anti-aging butt stuff necessary.
Who would say “no” to this??
The same kind of people who don’t wash their ass because they think it would make them gay.
Can agree I turned gay because I wash my ass :0
I wash everything under the underwear everyday, just like I wash the rest of my body. I am straight.
People think suppository is a 4 letter word. “Oh put something in my colon for immortality?! Never!” Honestly the world would be best without that sort of thinking.
Conservatives
If subconscious fear of rectal insertions is what finally makes conservatism an evolutionary downside, so be it.
Actually, dying is evolutionary beneficial. That’s why we do it.
Amen to that
People that dont want to experience climate and societal collapse I guess
If you’re under 50 you’re probably going to experience it anyhow, no anti-aging butt stuff necessary.
Deathists I guess?