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      Weekend has been cancelled, tomorrow is Monday. Please make the necessary preparations.

      EDIT: For some reason my coworkers say I won’t make a good manager.

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        Practice firing them. You’re fired! And you’re fired! You’re all fired! Fired! Fired! Fired!

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          Now we’re happy to re-hire you as a contractor, but you need to show spunk.

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        That’s not even remotely funny; I need some downtime!

        Then again it would skip 2 days of school holidays with kids in the house… Can we skip straight to Monday 9th October? Hmmmmm.

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          As a good boss I should never send my employees home early to their children. This will grow resentment.

          Actually some kids could pay me kickbacks. Maybe I should canvas just in case… do people still have home phones, or am I going to need social media for this?

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            If your really want to make some coin, just take my kids for a fee, parents will pay big for 3 nights off.

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              trains them in management

              EDIT: upper management