A cyberattack against Clorox last month that shut down factories has created a nationwide shortage of bleach and cat litter::The producer of disinfectants, wipes, cat litter, salad dressing and cleaners said some of its US factories still aren’t making goods
It was Ted Clorox
You mean Todd?
Todd Clorox is attacking the factories with 5G signals from his spaceship, granted to him by the lizard overlords. Here is a crude rendering of said event:
8=====D~~~~~ <- those are the 5G signals.
Todd. Stupid Google Keyboard autocorrect, sponsored by lizard people.
Damn, Todd Clorox got access the spaceships now? Nowhere is safe.