um, sweetie, Ukraine has a Jewish president so there’s no way a soldier could call himself “Adolf”.

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Never leave home without your crotch buddy.

    And…go! I want to see nice tight connections on the dive. Mouth to crotch. No air gaps!

    ADOLPH! SHAVE THAT DAMNED STACHE! How many times must your crotch buddy go to medical because you keep pricking his prick on the dive?