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NegativeNull@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Trump Escalates Musk Feud By Nuking Mars

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NegativeNull@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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WASHINGTON—After days of listening to the tech billionaire criticize his ‘Big Beautiful Bill,’ President Donald Trump escalated his feud with Elon Musk Friday by nuking Mars. “Elon was ‘wearing thin,’ I asked him to leave, and then I blew up his stupid planet that no one else cared about,” Trump wrote in a post on […]
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  • hitmyspot
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    2 months ago

    With a sharpie?

  • Kokesh@lemmy.world
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    Brilliant!

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    Mars is getting nuked again‽
    or if you prefer it in video form: https://youtu.be/sm9BFRP93_k

    yes the video is about setting titanium on fire, be patient.

    (also no the study is some crackpot bullshit, the paper is funny and the video is even funnier because Explosions & Fire is an amazing channel)

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      also no the study is some crackpot bullshit

      Too late; I’m a Mars nuke truther now and it’s all your fault.

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    Oh boy, it’s the Expanse irl.

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