Effective altruism is so funny. A bunch of rich dumbfucks jerking each other off about how being selfish and hoarding wealth is actually selfless and altruistic.
Just own your parasitic nature, fuckfaces. Just be honest about how you don’t give a shit about anyone else and wanna use your billions to fuck kids on Epstein island. Stop deluding yourself and pretending like what you’re doing serves anyone but your own pathetic asses.
It’s a sleek grift, too: it doesn’t need to pay out now, or in anyone’s measurable lifetimes. They talk about magical cyber-ascendants billions of years from now.
I don’t even think it’s a grift, really. I don’t think its primary purpose is to convince others to give them money. I think its primary purpose is cope, not to lie to others but to lie to themselves. People who want to have their cake and eat it too on an emotional level, who can’t resist the temptation of wealth and power and want to silence their own morality. It’s a group of people who want to assure primarily each other that what they’re doing is actually totally righteous.
Its the perfect pyramid scheme though.
I’ll take your money today… and 1,000 generations later you’re relatives will get their payout.
Masters of unfalsable psychohistory
Sam, if you weren’t in prison you’d be chopped up inside a suitcase, so enjoy your writing resort
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Hmm, could I read this for some catharsis? I feel like I know different versions of this guy in my personal life.
EDIT: Also, first thing that I thought of
I feel like I know different versions of this guy in my personal life.
So do I. They didn’t get as rich, but it was all there, from the “eugenics, and by that I mean my superior genes, will improve the future of humanity” ideology to the cryptobro grifting to the staggeringly inflated sense of self-importance that reached self-deification.
Some of them consider themselves “on the left”. >:(
“Free college, legal weed, and an eternity of benevolent god-king rule from billionaires that post cringe on Twitter!”
Why are you surrounded by so many psychos.
Location, location, location.
Sunnyvale?
Turns out the real bloodsucking vampires were the bourgeoisie the whole time!
They’re everywhere when you work in tech
I was combing over his Wikipedia page, waiting for the big illegal thing going: “Well, opening a crypto exchange alone isn’t enough to…OH, NVM…”
Anonymous sources cited by Reuters stated that, earlier in 2022, Bankman-Fried had transferred at least $4 billion from FTX to Alameda Research, without any disclosure to the companies' insiders or the public. The sources said that the money transferred included customer funds, and that it was ostensibly backed by FTT and shares in Robinhood.[70][71] An anonymous source cited by the Wall Street Journal stated that Bankman-Fried had disclosed that Alameda owed FTX about $10 billion which was secured through customer funds held by FTX when FTX had, at the time, $16 billion in customer assets.[72] According to anonymous sources cited by the Wall Street Journal, the Chief Executive of Alameda Research Caroline Ellison told employees that Bankman-Fried was aware that FTX had lent its customers’ money to Alameda to help it meet its liabilities.Well, um… yep, that’ll do it.
Unrelated to his charges, I… just, wat?
On August 22, 2023 Bankman-Fried's counsel averred that he was not being provided a vegan diet and that his psychiatric medication was running low,[97] and that he could not prepare for his trial subsisting on bread, water, and peanut butter.Effective altruism intensifies :sus:
I mean all that was sketchy as fuck, sure, I just didn’t see anything particularly illegal about donating to people you want to donate to,… but there is something wrong about using customer funds, not reporting jack shit and throwing money around you don’t technically own that is backed by three or four collateral exchanges that you’re already in the hole for.
What did he think would happen, it’d just blow over, lmao?
I just didn’t see anything particularly illegal about donating to people you want to donate to
Does that include sketchy shell games where billionaires donate to themselves, get breaks and other perks from doing so, and effectively launder money while boosting their own lobbying power?
No, it does not. I’m in no way defending him, lmao. Take the blinders off. I just wanted more specifics, and I got some.
Take the blinders off
What blinders? Not everyone that disagrees with you or sees something dubious in your statements is inherently unwell.
Scam Bankrun-Fraud
one of the most hated people in the world? i completely forgot he existed as im sure most people in the world already have
he managed to hurt rich people so he’ll always be good in my book.
sure the damage he did was next infinitesimally small and non-enduring to the rich; but you have to take whatever victories you can get no matter how small because that’s all you’re going to get when it comes to the rich. lol
Pinning the weasel has its consequences, Sammy-boy.
