A rare moment of unity in politics, as politicians from all sides paused their campaigning to condemn an American influencer who cruelly took a wombat child from its mother, leaving the nation shocked to see Albanese possess a spine and Dutton possess basic human empathy.
Now that the influencer has finally left the country following the incident, many have been left waiting to see if the leaders of the nation will now condemn the extreme rate that First Nations kids continue to be taken by the state.
Boy I wish this ire could be directed at the animal farming industry, who also take the babies from the mother (but this time to kill and eat the babies), whilst also keeping the mother perpetually pregnant to rinse and repeat the process.
All the while contributing 15-20% of the entire planets greenhouse gas emissions.
Boy I sure do wish.
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