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He thinks because daddy vladdy does stuff that way he can. Rube
United states takes over Greenland. Greenland people not USA citizens. Deported coz not citizens.
Sorry I got a bone spur, cant join the (US) military.
(are they gone yet? 👀)
Tip: be smart, move to europe
… Maybe not Greenland.
Greenland is geographically not Europe
Oh, TIL
I mean it’s obvious when I look at a map 😅
I still have my fingers crossed that RFK accidentally gives him some kind of super ebola that causes his anus to melt
He’ll just wear a bigger diaper then. A huuuge diaper, absolutely tremendous. The biggest in the world.
gesticulates with tiny hands to indicate gargantuan size
Kinda incredible how quickly he pivoted from, “We’re gonna stop spending billions on all these wars,” to, “Fuck it, I feel like invading Greenland.”
I feel like if they make good on their threat of exiting NATO we’ll soon see the US invade an “ally”
It’s fucking insane. Even MAGAs didn’t vote for this. He just suddenly started talking about taking over Greenland and making Canada a state between the election and the inauguration, and the billionaires are just trying to extract whatever wealth they can out of our government before grandpa drives the car into a ditch.
Yes they did. They 100% should have seen through him like everyone else and are more to blame than anyone but Trump himself.
I mean, they should have known that his anti-war stance was bullshit, but I don’t think anyone saw, “maybe we’ll invade Greenland,” coming. That was a batshit crazy foreign policy position he just pulled out of his ass right before he took office.
No. They won’t.
Trump is making it unsafe for Americans to travel across the globe. Seriously if he keeps making these hostile statements some person with mental health issues will snap and attack American tourists in Denmark.
Prepare for a lot of fake Canadians.
Easy test, make fun of the usa in front of them. Any Canadian worth their salt will join in (more so now a days), but most americans can not seem to do so without mentioning weird colours and parties.
“If you are from the commonwealth, then prais your king, sing his anthem and swear loyalty to his majesty charles iii!” - me to any canadian soon
As québécois I request that " qu’il mange de la marde le roi! " be considered as an appropriate stance to prove Canadian citizenship. You know just to celebrate the rich Canadian tapestry of cultures.
I dont speak french im afraid. I neither see only nore celebrate the rich canadian tapestry. I am whole heartetly against any monarchie or concentration of power in one person.
But true canadians and Québecians like you, will respond quite differently than americans will
Jokes on you I love making fun of big fat idiot Americans.
Maybe he’s counting on it
These Yanks will be putting Canada flag patches on their luggage again.
We need to develop a purity test to weed out the fake Canadians trying to come to our countries and steal our sanity. Somebody give me a shibboleth - something Americans can’t pronounce properly but Canadians can.
Canurope first!
Just ask them about health care insurance…
When you go to a hospital on the verge of death, do the medical staff A: Save your life B: Ask for your health insurance details C: Accuse you of trying to abort a foetus and call the cops while you bleed out in the waiting room ?
Oh that way you can also find out how deep in the states they are from. I like it.
Are we minions? Really? Like the entire USA doesn’t have a way to remove this guy on a technicality at least? …to be president you must also be 7ft tall or younger than 65y? Must fit thru a 12" wide slot without extruding internal organs? Something! Maybe hair must be exactly 27um thick at the root and this must be measured after a hefty meal.
This video has some insights for you: The Only Weapon We Have Against Trump
Like the entire USA doesn’t have a way to remove this guy on a technicality at least?
If the entire US wanted him gone, he wouldn’t have taken off to begin with. The problem is that big swaths of the country are absolutely Q-pilled on this guy. They genuinely believe his schtick (thanks, in no small part, to a fully compliant corporate media and a complicit religious movement).
Past that, there’s a mushy middle that feels utterly powerless. I’m sitting here on my couch in Houston. I don’t have any way to get rid of my shitty mayor, much less my fascist President. The issue isn’t finding a technicality. The issue is that bureaucrats in the US aren’t seriously interested in doing a coup. Comey/Mueller aren’t coming to save anyone. Hell, much of the police state is in the bag for this guy in one way or another. We’ve got enough Pam Bondis and Tulsi Gabbards and Ken Paxtons and Pete Hegseths and Michael Flynns bouncing around the branches of government that nominally provide national security to buffer out the opposition.
It comes down to the fundamental problem of the American system of governance. We weren’t that far off the mark from outright fascism under Reagan or Truman. Trump’s crassness and ignominity are not, themselves, sufficient to get him removed from office. He’ll get away with trying to seize control of Greenland for the same reason Bush Jr got away with invading Iraq and LBJ got away with invading Vietnam and McKinley got away with invading the Philippines. Because this is who we are as a country. We’re a big military that steals shit from the periphery to enrich the elites in our imperial core.
We’re an Imperial Power full of violent, invasion-loving thugs, rapists, and looters. We’re doing what we’ve always done.
Engaged in rebellion? 14th amendment
I’m still convinced he only wants Greenland because it looks big on a map.
Putin wants it. That’s why this is happening.
Gaslight Obstruct (Mercator) Project
The assumption should never be that Trump wants a thing but that Putin wants it.
Somebody’s feeding him grandiose ideas about global warming and northern sea routes. Probably some flattering lies about splitting said routes between them and dominating world trade too, once Canada and the EU are out of the way.
To be fair, China has been investing in thawing sea routes for a while, though largely to free themselves from having to pass through the US-controlled South China Sea.
Excuse me? South America Sea*
Wait… South America is already a thing.
But not a sea! I’m guessing it works like email addresses… As long as someone else doesn’t have it, you can make it your own
Can’t imagine Trump would be happy keeping the word “South”. I think you may need to iterate on that.
Trump loves the south. It’s where he gets all his rubes.
I don’t see how thawing seas help China unless they’re planning on retaking Outer Manchuria from Russia?
I believe the correct term these days is Personchuria
Not sure what Manchuria has to do with it … the Chinese are looking for a sea route to deliver goods to Europe.
So they would go north to avoid US control, passing through [checks notes] the US/Japan-controlled East China Sea and the US-controlled Bering Strait?
Thereby avoiding multiple tight spots and shaving over two weeks off the travel time, yes. And it’s not a secret either.
If it’s just to avoid navigation hazards and save time, what was your point in mentioning that the South China Sea is “US-controlled?”
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Literally haven’t heard of that name before.
True, same reason he’s hung up on the Panama canal (and why they always get brought up together)
It has room to move people into as climate change makes living in the equatorial regions difficult.
It has a bunch of minerals the USA could use.
It houses a NATO base that if it were in Russia’s hands would make it easier for Russia to eventually project force westward.
There are reasons for America to want Greenland. They all happen to be evil which Im fairly positive is a side benefit for the current administration.
Or, he recognises that arctic and subarctic territories are going to be worth much more in the future because of global warming. Trump is a major scatterbrain but in general it looks like he’s acting impulsively based on pieces of trivia, some of them being correct. Not that I agree with proposed solution to the issue but not everything he does is entirely dumb and those are very rarely inconsistent with his own interests.
He’s not acting entirely on his own, he had handlers with a plan.
He’s filthy rich now that he’s running a crypto scam for taking in bribes, so I wouldn’t say those are handlers rather than revenue streams. Other people are not in control of Trump, he’s a human wrecking ball that confuses theatre for politics, similar to general population that elected him.
Perfect plan: support fossile fuels, eliminate renuables, buy Greenland, gain the profits from global warming and melting ice.
Renew
He is dumb enough for that to be utterly believable.
Damn you web mercator projection! If only Robinson projection was the default on google/apple/whatever trump uses -map.
To be fair even on a globe Greenland is still massive. Just not quite as bad on Mercator.
Yeah but on mercator it looks bigger than Africa. Africa is actually really huge
Edit: wording.
It is also mostly ice. The entirety of the central Greenland is covered by 1.6km to 3.7km thick ice.
Settlements are around the coast, as Greenland has about 100km roads in total, no railroads and no inland water.
Republicans hate railroads, so that’s actually a plus for them.
Just casually threatening war with NATO. From Mr “yOuR ThReAtEnInG wOrLd WaR 3” less than a week ago
Listen I don’t believe Greenland has ever worn a suit.
And I don’t think Greenland ever thanked Trump for being such a good partner. Very disrespectful!
What you mean is Greenland is playing with world war 3?
It’s not playing cards
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Casually saying crazy shit is actually about 90% of Trump’s personality though. Still waiting for him to lock up Hilary.
You don’t think he would if he could? I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if he did.
Probably a good thing that she still has Secret Service protection. Like Pence.
It’s not war when Trump does it. It’s liberation.
That same liberation under a Democrat would have them begging the Hague to arrest the sitting president.
Or USSR when they “liberated” Poland!
I don’t think Trump “liberated” anybody during his first term, so I guess he wants to check that off his bucket list?
hes gonna find ya
He’s gonna gitchya, gitchya, gitchya, gitchya…
One way or another!
I can’t wait for the “Donald Trump hiding place” memes.
It’s just going to be a bathroom in March of Legos. Or somewhere near where he buried
evidencean ex-wife.He’s not clever enough for the air hole…
I mean he could hide in the pattern buffer…
Buried classified documents. There’s no way he put an ex wife on his property without them being buried under porta potties.
If they would offer everyone in Greenland 1million that would be about 56 billion right? If you have friends with deep pockets…
For 28 billion you could offer it to half the population.
For a few million you could offer it to the correct people/algorithms and convince a majority of the people that it’s the other side who’s being paid off, and they’re coming for the minority (read majority) next.
It happened in the States.
Is it so he can give it to Russia as a forward operating base for future invasions?
Looks like Denmark needs nukes.
Let’s take that hot air argument off the table.
Escalating into nuclear conflict is a total loss scenario. The first one pressing a button would trigger a chain reaction that would render the planet an irradiated rock. Nobody gains anything.
Nuclear armament is the last hidding place for fragile egos and we would be very fortunate if after this insanity streak there was a complete nuclear global disarmament.
When one country has nukes, every country needs nukes.
Ukraine wouldn’t have been invaded if they still had their nukes
We have no way to know that.
Not if you choose wilful ignorance… in that case we have no way of knowing anything
Fine. Unless we have access to a crystal ball, I’m fairly comfortable in reiterating we can not know what would happen; a few educated guesses, certainly, but knowing, no.
Afterall, it took a lawyer, turned actor, turned politian to have Ukraine peel off from the heavy russian influence over the country which eventually led to the ongoing conflict, as Russia lost the heavy influence it had over what was essentially a puppet state, akin to Belarus.
Had Ukraine retained their nuclear armament - which, of memory serve me well, was disbanded in order to reach a peace agreement for the region, as Russia considered the presence of such weapons a threat - maybe it had become another rogue state just like Belarus is today.
Can we know? No.
Nuclear weapons are not meant for a nuclear conflict really, they’re used as a deterrent, and it works. Look how the world is scared shitless of helping Ukraine directly despite Russian army not being too strong - but Russia has nukes.
Edit: Also see noone wanting a conflict with North Korea.
Let us wait and see for how much longer that remains. Russia is resorting to mercenaries (don’t really know what else to call the north korean in the scenario). At some point, either Ukraine pushes back with enough force to end the conflict or other countries will start sending troops there, even if for nothing else besides urban security to relive more national troops to the front lines.
Yeah, I’m expecting the US to start sending troops at some point - but not to help Ukraine.
Also. Somehow, I have this feeling Europe is on the way to dust off the guns, after nearly - what? - 70 years. Hopefully, I’m wrong. I sincerely want to be.
I actually really hope Europe, or at least some parts of it, will have the balls to protect themselves when the shit hits the fan. The idea of capitulation in the name of peace is becoming uncomfortably popular.
We tried that before with hitler
Nuclear armament has given world unrivalled period of peace. " chain reaction that would render the planet an irradiated rock. " Nuclear winter is a lie. Nuclear weapons are not that radioactive. We do not have that many of them. Do not worry, your beloved mankind will survive to do another 100,000 years of genocide, rape, torture, murder, destruction, oppression and all the other things our sacred texts say are fun and good.
That was depressing to read.
Humankind, please. Let’s try to include everyone, please. And yes, I do hope our species will thrive into a future I’m too small to even imagine.
Second, be free to believe in whatever you may want but keep it to yourself. People covet power. Weaponizing belief is easy, as it preys on the weak and abandoned. Zealots are to fear, not belief. It’s about greed.
Third, let’s put those fabled deterrents back into the box. Peace through fear is not peace. It’s a hostage situation.
Its more like “peace through outcome too stupid and worthless to pursue” than “peace through fear.” But i recognize this is mostly down to opinion and i respect your optimism and pacifism and wish everyone was like that. Then our biggest problems would be kernel level anti cheat.
Considering trump, are we absolutely sure he doesn’t suddenly decide to throw a nuke at somebody who opposes him ?
Putin is an ass, but I’m also fairly certain he won’t drop nukes on anybody unless somebody is about to invade the Kremlin. Trump however…
Are we giving him more credit than the figure is worth? As others have already stated, that is a very last resort scenario. I don’t want to imagine the voices from seasoned military personell telling why it should not be done. I even risk someone would shoot the guy.
would trigger a chain reaction that would render the planet an irradiated rock
That’s the worst case scenario. There’s plenty alternate scenarios.
But it’s besides the point anyway. There’s a lot that comes before that. The point is it’s a deterrent.
