Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
I’m willing to settle for that.
Functionally similar
:<
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
Honestly, that’d work.
Yeah I’ll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
Chicken enchirito
Annnnd theeennnnnn???
Combo or by itself?
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
What, like, you want more of it?
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy’s depression
“Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you’re good and crazy, the sky’s the limit!” - The Tick
I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.
this was the best and worst thing I’ve read all day
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
You’re going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession
- Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
- Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
- Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
- Has programmable folding and teleportation actions
If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.
Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
You are transported to the neolithic period.
Hmm… is anyone else with me?
I sent you to the middle of France.
Why do you hate Rizzo?
If there’s a place to be a Neolithic human, France seems like a solid bet tbh.
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit…
Australian downvote.
If I could be 20 again, that would great… And if you’re feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?
