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minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 days agoBut think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 days agoI thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoMaybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoYes, but what about second orgasm button?
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoNot sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoI’d be shooting dust within an hour.
minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 day agoLmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 day agoWell, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em. What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either… Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
Not sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
I’d be shooting dust within an hour.
Lmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either…
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.