🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1426arrow-down16
arrow-up1420arrow-down1external-linkAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square62fedilink
minus-squareSuperheavy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 day agoStep 1) don’t be ugly Step 2) see step 1
minus-squareRowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·22 hours agoBe affable Be interesting Be presentable No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them
minus-squaredwindling7373@feddit.itlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·18 hours ago No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
minus-squareLouNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoException to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian
minus-squareDamage@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down3·1 day agoI mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·22 hours agoI mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·1 day agoFor men: Be rich Don’t be poor
minus-squareRowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·22 hours agoNo, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.
minus-squareedwardbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 hours agoi’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner. 1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day ago“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
Step 1) don’t be ugly
Step 2) see step 1
Be affable
Be interesting
Be presentable
No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them
Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian
I mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
Disagree!
Disagree.
I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
Have you seen that hair though?
For men:
No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.
i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.
1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.
“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.