• Delphia@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Go on facebook marketplace, buy cheapest car near me that runs rhe have “car accident” in the wee hours.

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      3 days ago

      Your comment is the fifth from the top in my view. And I had already decided to crash a car without airbags into the sign. Why wait for the wee hours? Just do it®

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        3 days ago

        Legit? Theres been several incidences worldwide of people driving cars into crowds of people and I dont want to get accused of domestic terrorism or have to beat a bunch of public endangerment charges in court.

        I mean its 3 MILLION DOLLARS! but its also only 3 million dollars. If I have to replace the bus stop, pay a bunch of lawyer fees, have my licence revoked for a year or two, possibly have charges on my record that would make it hard to get a job… Its “life just got a lot easier” money but not quite “Set for life”

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          2 days ago

          Theres been several incidences worldwide of people driving cars into crowds of people and I dont want to get accused of domestic terrorism or have to beat a bunch of public endangerment charges in court.

          OK, that’s true, I hadn’t considered that part of it. But as I said it was a quite fast idea.