LPT: Put a few spoons of water in the pan before you start to mitigate this.
I’ll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I’m teaching them early.
If I had pecks like the guy in the picture I’d work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off.
He’s just ultra, ultra lean.
Skin heals, but grease stains might never wash out.
Skin heals
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I’ve still got some scars from my youth of making this mistake. Having little 2nd degree burns all over your chest is not a good time.
But how’s your shirt? Snug? Yes. Stained? Not with fried bacon juice!
That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass
Thanks for reminding me of this format. Gave me an idea for tenforward for the near future.
“Be careful! You may accidentally engage in coitus with an alien.”
More or less the direction I’m taking.
I can hear Jeremy Soule’s melodic music playing over this static image.
or the raw bacon might fall on your peanits and you might have to make a post on 4chan
I like to live dangerously
Same principle of going in for the belly rub on my cat.
The risk is worth the reward