Baldur's Gate 3 is a relentlessly horny videogame, Alice B wrote back in August, and that certainly describes the shock…

I was a bit taken aback when almost every character in my camp was quick to jump my bones very early on, this explains it.

  • assassin_aragorn@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    1 year ago

    Lae’zel was just like,

    “You smell like battle. I can smell the blood and sweat all over you. I saw you massacre those goblin children and tear their heads off. I want you to fuck me here and now.”

    • funktion@lemm.eeEnglish
      4·
      1 year ago

      Mine was like that, only she had already fucked me beforehand, so she was like “go fuck someone else tonight, but DON’T WASH, I’M INTO THAT SHIT”