• Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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    15 hours ago

    Legit thought this was just a personal collection to choose from. Gotta mix n’ match throughout the day, ya know. Perhaps start with a little masturbation, then 10 straight hours video games, followed by some flirtatious bdsm for dinner, finished off (gigiddy) with a bit more masturbation when you realize this is all a fantasy and your actually just sad and all alone . . .

    P.S. Autocorrect really hates the word masturbation, lol, fuckin prude

    • Kitathalla@lemy.lol
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      10 hours ago

      actually just sad and all alone

      Geez, dude, stop with the arrows to my heart. I do laugh at the not-really-a contradiction of masturbation and bdsm.