Be kind to yourself You Will make mistakes,and that’s okay treat yourself with the same kindness and compassion you’d offer a friend
Ok, so when you’re 24 you’re gonna meet someone abso-fucking-lutely awesome, do not fucking say you’d rather work on your music over dating her you god damn fucking dumb piece of shit or I’ll come back and beat the shit out of you.
The most important thing in Uni is the sex with lots of different people. Keep your eye on the prize. Dont stay in a relationship too long.
For all the bitcoin comments, just know that its never too late.
I didn’t buy when it was pennies. I saw it jump from $5 to $20. Then, a few years later, I bought lots and lots when it was in the $100s.
I held for a decade and finally sold this year. I now have enough to retire.
Future you will say “why didn’t I buy when it was $100,000”?
The thing is, in a year’s time bitcoin could be worth $200k or it could be worth $0.
Trump loved crypto because he grifted with some NFTs and then he needed support to win an election. That’s done now so we’re 1 brain fart away from a royal decree that crypto is bad.
People don’t sell up all their shares because they have enough to retire on.
I’m a year’s time, 1 USD could be worth double what its worth now, or it could be worth 0.
Most likeluy, however, in 10 years, bitcoin will be worth more than $200k and USD will be worth much less than it is today.
Cram in everything you can before you turn 30 because that’s when your body’s going to crap out on you.
Doing well in school doesn’t mean you don’t have ADHD
Go buy a lottery ticket, here’s the historical record of the winning numbers.
The world is waaay dummer and less fair than you think so don’t stress about things too much cause it’s rigged anyway.
Having said that, persistence does eventually get you there
“Don’t marry that girl.”
Felt this in my wallet
Stop chasing exes through your 20s. Especially the one from a different country. Even if it didn’t crash and burn it never would have worked anyway just due to immigration
Take that money you were saving for university and buy Apple stock. Still move to the university town and hang out on campus, but skip the tuition fees and going to class; spend the time while others are in class working for a few years and putting more money into Apple stock.
Cash out some of that money a few years later and use it for a cheap bachelor’s degree; leverage that to get into the field you want to be in.
Then later, cash out some more to buy property… say, around 2008. But keep feeding more money in.
Moral of the story: do insider trading, no more worries!
Girls want to date / fuck just as much as you do… So be cool, just chill… Work on your self, be the best version of you that you can be… Work on your communication, be upfront honest and forthcoming.
You’ll be fine.
“None of the things you’re worried about will happen, so relax a little.”
Buy bitcoin and take more shits
Bitcoin OK.
Say what about shits?
“Call CPS”
Eat healthy and exercise, your body will last longer
