• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Chop the bottom off so it doesn’t poke you in the ass, sew it shut with leather shoelaces. Hell, get fancy and tap a few circular rivets in there. Good to go.

    BRB, looking through my wife’s boot collection…

    Funny part is, y’all think I’m joking.