When I look around for a responsible adult and the least responsible person in the room insists they are the responsible adult.

Jokes on them, I’m Vincent Adultman

This isn’t so bad. I normally am more than happy to let someone else take the lead but if nobody else is going to do something I may as well take charge.

The trick is to fake confidence then everyone thinks you know what you’re doing.

standing in the corner

“Hehe, they think I’m responsible.”

Oh it’s the worst.

My idea of a responsible adult: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k

I am decidedly an Irresponsible Adult.

I’m?

It’s so annoying when this happens.