“Sorry, I got to return this video”
“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”
“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”
“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”
“Can I borrow that VHS?”
“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”
“Do you know where a phone is?”
Rubbing alcohol on a q-tip, give it a good once over, if the q-tip isn’t pure white, repeat.
Once clean wait for it to air dry and give it a go.