To my fellow lemmonades,
As your not-so-humble moderator of [email protected] , I ask you to help save the New Horizons project which is threatened with shit-canning from NASA.
New Horizons is the probe that flew by Pluto a few years ago, that took the famous picture of Pluto’s heart. It’s also the only probe we have out there by Pluto and the Kuiper Belt, and the only one slated to be sent out for 20-30 years. For us millennials, we’ll be in our 60’s or 70’s by the time they choose to send another if they’re allowed to shut down New Horizons. Meaning we might never get to see new Pluto pics again.
Pluto’s heart cries out for your love. For New Horizons’s love.
Our cell phones the world over cry out for new Kuiper Belt wallpapers.
Our hearts cry out for more space content!!
Please sign the petition to save our probe so we can keep getting sweet, sweet Pluto and Kuiper Belt object pics.
Thank you for your time.
P.S. Pluto is still a planet; I don’t give a flying fuck what NGT says
P.P.S. Here are some news articles talking about it. I might have already linked one but here it is again just in case:
To be fair, most Kuiper Belt objects including Pluto have pretty elliptical orbits, so…
Could something like that actually be done? Let NH coast around the sun toward any nearby Kuiper Belt objects, maybe even find something new? Perhaps find that missing 10th (or 9th to the normies :P ) planet out there?
By the time it flies near something, is power generator will be dead do centuries. Also, even if it was immortal, NH can’t discover objects, cause its optics aren’t powerful enough.