• Comment105@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    I’d be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

      • LazerFX@sh.itjust.works
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        1 day ago

        I’ve got to make it alliterative - The bare bottomed bridge beefer.

        I have no idea why I just posted that, but it made me giggle.

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        2 days ago

        Ideally that would just be their aka but unfortunately that’s not the whimsy we live in.

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      3 days ago

      At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.

      Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.

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        3 days ago

        And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.