As a snail pet owner I confirm that the little fuckers shit on their face all the time. They are unbothered by it apparently.
They also shit a lot. Like really a lot. Much more than you think for such a little creature.
Just wipe it off with your - oh, right…
That’s his fault for not retracting his head before pooping! This poor guy doesn’t have the option:
Proof that the snails on my citrus seedlings are shitheads.
Where am I? c/science_memes?
also /c/[email protected] works but c/[email protected] doesn’t
they should change that imo
How do snails even reproduce?
They have long mating rituals. Once they are aroused genitals come out of their face/neck and couple together.
Then they stay like that for hours, like many hours, you cannot separate them because their genitals are so deep inside their body that you’ll may kill them.
After that they part ways like nothing.
Source: I have pet snails and have watched them having sex several times. To my defense I also let them watch when I have sex.
They harpoon their dicks into the other snail. Look it up lol.
its like calcified nut-spears right?
Traumatic insemination
they impregnate themselv i think
self-harming gets you preganananntet
pregante ! 🇮🇹
This is funny, but it would probably be nsfw
Why, you jacking off to a snail shitting itself or something?
Edit: “Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.”
“NSFW” simply means anything you wouldn’t want your boss to see over your shoulder if they so happened to walk by. It doesn’t have to be pornographic.
Then almost everything on Lemmy should be NSFW cause you shouldn’t be on your social media at work. Quit taking definitions like they’re gospel and use it the way people actually mean it. NSFW is pretty much reserved for porn, extreme violence, or disturbing imagery (like gore).
A crude drawing of a human faced snail shitting on its own head is disturbing. I’ve seen fucked up shit, and while it’s not too extreme in the grand scheme of things, fecal stuff can be particularly upsetting to many people.
How?
Fecal stuff is gross? I don’t know how this isn’t common knowledge, but shit on a face is nsfw.
Thats…not what NSFW means. NSFW means “if my boss saw this on my screen from across the room, I would be immediately fired.”
Many bosses would react similarly to this shitty drawing as a lewd drawing. Seeing this on a coworker’s screen would certainly make me uncomfortable.
