From Florida, of course 😄
Her lawyer said she packed the pistol because she was high and paranoid from synthetic marijuana, which she uses to cope with trauma
Uhhhh… …nevermind.
But, wait! There’s more…
her lawyer argued she should not have to serve prison time because her “creative side is coming back out now,” adding that she volunteers at a local art center and is working on an album.
That’s the best argument she could come up with? Well, good luck with that.
Well she is a literal clown
There’s even more to the story, every step even more absurd than the other:
US woman caught with golden gun in luggage at Sydney airport jailed for a year
US woman backflips in court, pleads guilty to smuggling 24-carat gold gun into SydneyA review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.
“What about the gun in your bag?” she was asked by a customs officer. Goodson replied: “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.”
“I am scared of shooting it… I would probably just pistol whip until I got training again,” she said.
The court also heard that she previously owned two other guns while living in the States, but she had accidentally given them away. "Those guns I ended up giving away, because I accidentally left them in a donation box."
Clown school principal: “I’m sorry ma’am, we have nothing to teach you.”
US woman backflips in court
I’m gonna need a courtroom sketch of that
No brain cells were harmed, or even used in any way during that particular interaction … I suppose they also eat rocks or inject bleach?
as someone who went to clown school, I can’t say that everyone there was very smart.
they had to have an intervention with the year below me because they all stopped eating solid food to do a fad diet with some kind of herbal tea.
I bet you could do a really interesting AMA based on that experience
Maybe!
in the mean time the school I attended in name checked in this article
I want to lie down on a rug in front of the fireplace and listen to your clown school tales, while you sit in a rocking chair and knit
Just putting it out there - this is one of those situations where a story about the inner drama of clown school (with pictures if possible) could elevate you to an internet legend. I personally had no idea it was a multi-year process.
Joel McHale might play you in the movie adaptation. This lady could make a cameo once she’s out of prison and deported back to the US. Maybe don’t startle her on set, though.
This wins the most ridiculous thing I’ve read on the internet this year. And it’s December.
#🤡
Jesus mother of fuck
“Clown” is a noun or adjective?
I… I think I’m in love with her
