An analysis by Australia’s national science agency has found that Australia’s energy needs could be wholly met by the absolute nonsense spouted by Opposition leader Peter Dutton.

In a report released today, the CSIRO found that by feeding in a mix of Dutton’s bullshit and hot air to the national grid, Australia could power its homes and business, without the need for other sources of energy. “This is an energy source that is abundant, free and 100% renewable. It really is remarkable,” a CSIRO spokesperson said.