• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    You guys are all laughing about ‘planet,’ but I’ll have you know my uncle died of a cerebral hemorrhage when Neptune hit him on the back of the head. And we all thought it was just a glancing blow, but two days later, he dropped dead right in the middle of the supermarket.

    You won’t laugh so hard when it happens to someone you care about.