🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoAnon has the spiritsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1356arrow-down110
arrow-up1346arrow-down1imageAnon has the spiritsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squarechunkystyles@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·3 days agoI’m sorry, sir. I’ll get off your lawn ASAP!
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoNo wait, here’s a lawn mower and 2 bucks!
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 days agoNo, that’s for mowing the lawn. Also I’ll teach you the firm handshake that will get you hired.
I’m sorry, sir. I’ll get off your lawn ASAP!
No wait, here’s a lawn mower and 2 bucks!
Alright then, thanks for the gift!
No, that’s for mowing the lawn. Also I’ll teach you the firm handshake that will get you hired.