N00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvexternal-linkmessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1483arrow-down112file-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1471arrow-down1external-linkAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvN00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square114fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected]
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up127·1 month agoUbisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
minus-squareRDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 month agoMake sure they are unwashed while being monitored
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down2·1 month ago“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
minus-squareOokami38@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoI don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.
Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored
A shit monitoring balls?
“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
I don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.