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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Git good, son

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Git good, son

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    > Lies there like a dead fish
    > Barely participates
    > Expects pleasure beyond wildest dreams
    > “Why are men so bad at sex?”

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      Have you tried giving instructions? My experience is everyone is different and some people need to be told what to do. Is that a fit for you? Maybe not then move on.

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        “move your arse… faster… faster… Now put your hand on your tits…”

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          This but unironically.

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        Any female lucky enough to end up in bed passed out from pleasure, so can’t say I’ve ever had this problem.

        (for the daft: obviously I’m not being serious)

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          Can you rewrite what you said but this time use English?

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            You’re an average USAmerican, aren’t you?

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      Mom?

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        Dad?

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          Dr Scott?

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            Janet?

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              Brad‽‽

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                Rocky!

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                  Mr. Krabs

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                    No, this is Patrick

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              Bing Hi there!

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