Firecracker.

Aerodynamic.

Push pop sounds made for the job

Firecracker for ease, Tweety to please.

Now this is shitposting

…can I take more than one?

Snowcone because it melts faster and will moisen the paper making it easier to remove.

Strawberry eclair so it blends in.

Tweety’s gonna go spelunking.

Nothing with chocolate

king cone, backwards.

I’ve been talking about Choco Tacos all week. What the fuck do I have to do to get one? This implies they are still around for me to be able to shove one up my ass. Is that what I have to do? I’ll fucking do it at this point

I’m gonna need some clarifications here. Does the stick/cone/tube go for the ride? How far up the ass does it need to go? Is this a proper insertion or a wedding-cake photo-op mushing situation? If it’s insertion, can the ice cream be modified to fit the butthole, or must the butthole adapt to the ice cream? There’s a lot of moving parts and complex interplay going on.

Wow I forgot all about screwballs! Those used to be my favorite as a kid I wonder if I can still get them

The firecracker looks like it could get a good leverage and the chilling sensation would be new.

Same goes for the pushpop and i could get a good rhythm going like a jackhammer.

Longevity is probably going to be the biggest hurdle here though

I don’t think I do have to do that… no.