Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago#FFFFFF-y crying about no mayohexbear.netimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up196arrow-down1image#FFFFFF-y crying about no mayohexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square48fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGarfieldYaoi [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-21 year ago Dogshit bread, boring lunchmeat, unseasoned chicken. You just described white American “cuisine” Knock off mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is just disgusting, period. Any knock-off would be an improvement. True chads use hot sauce. Ashkenazim Jews can have an opinion on food, right? We have bagels.
minus-squareikilledtheradiostar [comrade/them, love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 year agoWrong mayo is delicious and has many applications. Like it can be applied to my mouth with a spoon.
minus-squareGeorgeZBush [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoI like to squirt a packet of mayo in my mouth while eating a hard boiled egg. I call it a “mayonegg”.
minus-squareikilledtheradiostar [comrade/them, love/loves]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoI call it lazy egg salad, and have also done it.
minus-squareCliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoRedcap mayo is good
minus-squaresexywheat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year ago True chads use hot sauce. True, but you can also make mayo actually-good by mixing it with plenty of hot sauce, that way you can spread it easier and it’s not overwhelming, especially if you have the real shit like ghost pepper or reaper hot sauce
You just described white American “cuisine”
Mayonnaise is just disgusting, period. Any knock-off would be an improvement. True chads use hot sauce.
Ashkenazim Jews can have an opinion on food, right? We have bagels.
Wrong mayo is delicious and has many applications. Like it can be applied to my mouth with a spoon.
I like to squirt a packet of mayo in my mouth while eating a hard boiled egg. I call it a “mayonegg”.
I call it lazy egg salad, and have also done it.
Redcap mayo is good
True, but you can also make mayo actually-good by mixing it with plenty of hot sauce, that way you can spread it easier and it’s not overwhelming, especially if you have the real shit like ghost pepper or reaper hot sauce